Wieners and Horses.
little-sugar-kitten:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

ronfancy:

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.

MY HEART
*makes a TED Talk about eating ass*

(Source: no)


dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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(Source: summerpolanski)


sirpastydick:

hilarydank:

how am I supposed to eat this ass without my drink?!

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whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks


brbsoup:

I have seen the future.
reallylameblog:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

what the hell
  • person: will you go on a date with me? :)
  • me: *flashbacks to tokyo ghoul episode 1*
  • me: no
  • #ghoulzoned

thugpvssion:

"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."
dildorrito:

what’s the password